Creepy Things

I nearly walked into this long, extra large spider web this morning.... I thought that was creepy enough, but I was WRONG!

I went out to get the mail, was going to go in the side door when THIS thing caught my eye!

Big, gigantic snake.... well, okay, BIG by my standards... shimmying up the fence and slithering on to the brick of the house. Looking for a place to get in my attic, I'll bet!

I poked it with a stick, thinking it might decide to get down and go away, but it went on up and coiled around the conduit pipe at the eave.

I locked all the dog doors and hoped it would go away. I'm going to go get moth balls and put them out.